Uncle Joe's Fish Shed
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Welcome to Uncle Joe’s Fish Shed —
Congratulations, you’ve stumbled into the most dangerously enthusiastic fish shop on the internet. We’re small‑batch, over‑caffeinated, and way too excited about fish that sift sand for a living. Everything here is hand‑picked, Strictly Quarantined, and released only if they meet the highest of expectations.
If you’re here for rare species, honest care, and the kind of customer service that feels like two friends yelling fish facts at you — welcome home. Grab a towel, fill your cart, and grab your favorites before the batch swims away.
The Shed is open. Try not to slip.

Shipping DOA Policy
🚚 Shipping & 🐠 DOA Policy
✅ Live Arrival Guarantee
Our guarantee ONLY applies to:
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UPS / FedEx Overnight & Cargo
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2nd Day Priority (on most Plecos, Guppies, and Killifish)
We ship Monday, Tuesday, and some Wednesdays.
If delivery is delayed due to carrier issues or weather, the live arrival guarantee is void. (That said, we’ll usually work with you to make things right — because we’re hobbyists too.)
💸 Refunds & Credits
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Refunds or credits are issued for DOA fish only — not shipping charges.
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Refunds come as either:
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Store credit toward future fish purchases, or
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Refund of the fish purchase price.
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A tracking number will be provided before shipment. You are responsible for monitoring your package.
🐟 What “Live Arrival” Means
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Fish must arrive alive in the bags when you open the box within 1 hour of delivery.
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Once bags are opened and fish are introduced to your water, the guarantee ends.
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We do not guarantee survival in your tank conditions or compatibility with tank mates.
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For DOA claims:
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Contact us within 1 hour of delivery.
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Provide a time-stamped photo/video of the box being opened and the fish in the SEALED BAG.
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No exceptions.
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LET'S NOT GET CONFUSED HERE
📦 Shipping Details
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Fish are purged for 2 days before shipping.
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Orders placed Monday → processed Tuesday → fish purged Tuesday/Wednesday → shipped the following Monday.
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Air cargo deliveries ship ASAP after purging (never longer than 5 days).
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Payment must be received before fish are pulled for purging.
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Cancellations:
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Before bagging/boxing → 50% refund of purchase price + full shipping refund.
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After bagging/boxing → 50% refund of purchase price only.
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Or choose 75% store credit (valid for 90 days on in-stock items).
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🤝 Our Philosophy
We know things happen. Most issues can be solved with a simple conversation. Our goal is for both sides to be happy — so you can enjoy the fish and the hobby without stress.
Sincerely, Uncle Joe 📍 Uncle Joe’s Fish Shed on FB 📧 unclejoesfishshed@gmail.com 🌐 unclejoesfishshed.com